🦇 Get ready for some bone-tickling laughter with these Halloween jokes that are perfect for elementary school ghouls and boys!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
- They don’t have the guts!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who?
- Witch one of you can give me some candy?
- What do you call a witch at the beach?
- A sand-witch!
- How do vampires get around on Halloween?
- By blood vessels!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
- He had no body to go with!
- What do you call a fat pumpkin?
- A plumpkin!
- How do ghosts like their eggs?
- Terri-fried!
- Why are graveyards so noisy?
- Because of all the coffin!
- What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert?
- I scream!
- Why did the zombie go to school?
- To get a bit more braaaains!
Now you’re armed with some spooktacular jokes to share with your friends! Remember, laughter is the best treat on Halloween – no tricks needed! 🎃👻
